This was a thread that made me giggle on Punternet some time back… Worth publishing on here..

You know you are a WG/Punter when.. …..

…..You go to a nightclub and see a man arrive with 2 stunning women who then proceeds to start kissing each other on the dance floor with every guy in the place feeling jealous of the lucky guy.. You know you are a WG because it takes one to spot one (two in this case!!)

…..You know you are a WG when it never seems to bother you throwing your lingerie across the room anymore.. Here is to the days of taking it off under the covers (pre-WG days )

…..Whenever you see a beautiful girl/lady and you wonder if or hope she is an escort and how much her hourly rate is.

…..When in restaurants you look around and see if you can spot an escort/client combination at another table.

…..When a friend says “I’m going punting in Cambridge this weekend” and wonders why you suddenly choke on your drink!

…..When you go on a package holiday and have your fingers crossed that the free watersports is actually snorkling or windsurfing.

…..When O – levels and A – levels are talked about and you are not thinking of history or English Literature!!

…..When you are always in superdrug buying condoms lube and baby wipes and the cashiers look at you weird.

…..When a woman smiles at you on the tube and you give her a fiver