I have always loved professional pictures as they obviously capture the best of you. It is of course nice to see just normal shots but a mobile phone just does not do as nice a picture as you would like. So I finally got my act together and bought a camera and have taken some pictures in the mirror today to show that actually the reality is like the professional pictures. I will put up a picture here and there. Enjoy xx
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, ” Congrats “.
But, none of them touch the man’s penis and say, “Good job”.
Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.