Selfies

I have always loved professional pictures as they obviously capture the best of you. It is of course nice to see just normal shots but a mobile phone just does not do as nice a picture as you would like. So I finally got my act together and bought a camera and have taken some pictures in the mirror today to show that actually the reality is like the professional pictures.  I will put up a picture here and there. Enjoy xx

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Simple Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Lovers help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.

 

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, ” Congrats “.

But, none of them touch the man’s penis and say, “Good job”.

Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.