Coronavirus Lockdown

*** Please note that due to the Coronavirus lockdown, I am currently not working. I will update this page when I am back to work again. Take care of yourselves. Stay compassionate and stay safe. Pia xxx ***

New All Over Body Massage now being offered besides the escort service.

** All over body massage **

This service is focused entirely on you. I have a qualification in Swedish Body massage and you will experience me giving you an all over body massage using my hands followed with a sensual happy ending. Please note that this service is less than my usual escort fee. Should you require any other services, my escort fees applies. Charges are 30 minutes, £50, 45 minutes £60, one hour £80.

 

Blogging, Belfast and two selfies..

I know I am not blogging as much as I should do.. I opened a twitter account and have been writing more on twitter than I do here. You can find my amusing (or run for your lives) comments here:  Twitter Danishpia

So the new law came into force in Northern Ireland the 1st of June making it illegal to pay for sex . Some of you may know that I toured Belfast here and there and I grew very fond of the place especially due to the friendliness and the humour there. I have not been back since the new law but I may be back in the future but still undecided.

Also, time for a couple of selfies.. Enjoy😊IMG_4303

 

Selfies

I have always loved professional pictures as they obviously capture the best of you. It is of course nice to see just normal shots but a mobile phone just does not do as nice a picture as you would like. So I finally got my act together and bought a camera and have taken some pictures in the mirror today to show that actually the reality is like the professional pictures.  I will put up a picture here and there. Enjoy xx

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Simple Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Lovers help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.

 

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, ” Congrats “.

But, none of them touch the man’s penis and say, “Good job”.

Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.