Blogging, Belfast and two selfies..

I know I am not blogging as much as I should do.. I opened a twitter account and have been writing more on twitter than I do here. You can find my amusing (or run for your lives) comments here:  Twitter Danishpia

So the new law came into force in Northern Ireland the 1st of June making it illegal to pay for sex . Some of you may know that I toured Belfast here and there and I grew very fond of the place especially due to the friendliness and the humour there. I have not been back since the new law but I may be back in the future but still undecided.

Also, time for a couple of selfies.. Enjoy😊IMG_4303

 

Selfies

I have always loved professional pictures as they obviously capture the best of you. It is of course nice to see just normal shots but a mobile phone just does not do as nice a picture as you would like. So I finally got my act together and bought a camera and have taken some pictures in the mirror today to show that actually the reality is like the professional pictures.  I will put up a picture here and there. Enjoy xx

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Simple Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Lovers help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.

 

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, ” Congrats “.

But, none of them touch the man’s penis and say, “Good job”.

Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.

Taste of London

Visited ‘Taste of London’ for the first time this year in Regents Park. What a wonderful event this is, if you are a foodie (such as myself) it comes highly recommended. I was so impressed by the whole set up, that future visits are an absolute must.  There were 40 highly ranked restaurants giving you an opportunity to sample their dishes, star chefs, demonstrations and lots of promotion stalls with freebies.

 

‘Sushisamba’ had a stall there, a restaurant I have always been curious about as I love Sushi and anything Japanese and they mix Japanese, Brazilian and Peruvian cuisine. I had a wasa roll with shrimp tempura, quinoa, coriander, chorizo, spicy mayo and red onion. I really was not that impressed but it was an interesting combination.  If they are back again in the future, I may try something else.

 

The best dish we tried was no doubt at ‘Flesh and Buns’ where we had roasted pork belly, mustard miso and pickled green apple in a steamed bun. It was sooo good!

 

Also tried the winning dessert of the festival created by ‘Andre Garrett at Cliveden house’, which was the Peanut butter parfait, salted caramel and raspberry. Lovely flavours but quite rich.

 

Had so many freebies going around that we ended a wonderful sunny evening very full.

Ukash and Poker

I pay for some of my advertising by Ukash vouchers as it is easier.  When purchasing a voucher you have to specify if this relates to over or under 18 years of age. So there I am asking for £30’s worth over 18 and the owner of the news agents goes ‘Gambling?’. I could hardly say ‘no, actually, I am an escort and this is for my advertising’ So the answer was ‘yes’. He replied ‘Poker?’ I answered ‘yes’.. He then goes ‘which sites do you use?’

You know when you just think ‘Oh shoot, what did I just get myself into’! My face must have been amusing. Thankfully he said ‘I use PKR’ whereby I could only answer ‘So do I, So do I!’ And I then asked him if he ever wins whereby he replied ‘yes, here and there’

Made my day, I am now a Poker player. Who would have thought! I shall go and look at manuals on how to play poker.

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Cork and Watersports

First time in Cork and I truly enjoyed seeing a new place in Ireland.  I learnt that McDonalds in Douglas is the place to be on a Sunday evening at 10pm ha ha. Had some wonderful clients but every second caller either haggled or asked for watersports. I have never had so many requests for watersports before, so am intrigued how Cork and the fetish for watersports connects. I suppose I will never be any the wiser! Ps. I do not offer Water Sports.

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Sinusitis, rabbits. ear plugs and memory lane

Sinusitis hurts!

Flying into Dublin a few weeks ago, I was comfortably dozing off only to be woken by what felt like hundreds of needles being inserted into my forehead when the plane started descending. I have never had any problems with flying before so did worry a bit after. Apparently, sinusitis according to a doctor client of mine.. But just ouch on the pain, a completely new experience!

Worried flying back again to England and had strict instructions to take aspirin, paracetamol and to insert ear plugs when about to descend. As we were taxiing on the approach to the runway I saw lots of movement. All rabbits running around on the actual runway, ideally because they were nicely with each other in my mind 🙂 (but they could of course have been males trying to beat each other up for the females attention!)

Aspirin and paracetamol taken and on descend inserted ear plugs. Amazing how quiet it gets! First time trying ear plugs. But no pain so just yay on the advice.

And another picture from my earlier days. Enjoy xxPia30