New All Over Body Massage now being offered besides the escort service.

** All over body massage **

This service is focused entirely on you. I have a qualification in Swedish Body massage and you will experience me giving you an all over body massage using my hands followed with a sensual happy ending. Please note that this service is less than my usual escort fee. Should you require any other services, my escort fees applies. Charges are 30 minutes, £50, 45 minutes £60, one hour £80.

 

Blogging, Belfast and two selfies..

I know I am not blogging as much as I should do.. I opened a twitter account and have been writing more on twitter than I do here. You can find my amusing (or run for your lives) comments here:  Twitter Danishpia

So the new law came into force in Northern Ireland the 1st of June making it illegal to pay for sex . Some of you may know that I toured Belfast here and there and I grew very fond of the place especially due to the friendliness and the humour there. I have not been back since the new law but I may be back in the future but still undecided.

Also, time for a couple of selfies.. Enjoy😊IMG_4303

 

Selfies

I have always loved professional pictures as they obviously capture the best of you. It is of course nice to see just normal shots but a mobile phone just does not do as nice a picture as you would like. So I finally got my act together and bought a camera and have taken some pictures in the mirror today to show that actually the reality is like the professional pictures.  I will put up a picture here and there. Enjoy xx

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Simple Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Lovers help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.

 

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, ” Congrats “.

But, none of them touch the man’s penis and say, “Good job”.

Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.

Taste of London

Visited ‘Taste of London’ for the first time this year in Regents Park. What a wonderful event this is, if you are a foodie (such as myself) it comes highly recommended. I was so impressed by the whole set up, that future visits are an absolute must.  There were 40 highly ranked restaurants giving you an opportunity to sample their dishes, star chefs, demonstrations and lots of promotion stalls with freebies.

 

‘Sushisamba’ had a stall there, a restaurant I have always been curious about as I love Sushi and anything Japanese and they mix Japanese, Brazilian and Peruvian cuisine. I had a wasa roll with shrimp tempura, quinoa, coriander, chorizo, spicy mayo and red onion. I really was not that impressed but it was an interesting combination.  If they are back again in the future, I may try something else.

 

The best dish we tried was no doubt at ‘Flesh and Buns’ where we had roasted pork belly, mustard miso and pickled green apple in a steamed bun. It was sooo good!

 

Also tried the winning dessert of the festival created by ‘Andre Garrett at Cliveden house’, which was the Peanut butter parfait, salted caramel and raspberry. Lovely flavours but quite rich.

 

Had so many freebies going around that we ended a wonderful sunny evening very full.

Ukash and Poker

I pay for some of my advertising by Ukash vouchers as it is easier.  When purchasing a voucher you have to specify if this relates to over or under 18 years of age. So there I am asking for £30’s worth over 18 and the owner of the news agents goes ‘Gambling?’. I could hardly say ‘no, actually, I am an escort and this is for my advertising’ So the answer was ‘yes’. He replied ‘Poker?’ I answered ‘yes’.. He then goes ‘which sites do you use?’

You know when you just think ‘Oh shoot, what did I just get myself into’! My face must have been amusing. Thankfully he said ‘I use PKR’ whereby I could only answer ‘So do I, So do I!’ And I then asked him if he ever wins whereby he replied ‘yes, here and there’

Made my day, I am now a Poker player. Who would have thought! I shall go and look at manuals on how to play poker.

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