Conversations during a booking.

So, what sort of things gets discussed during a booking?

I have listed some of the funny, odd and unusual conversations I have had during meets.

… Why is it that many men in Peterborogh always seem to have beards?? I have asked several clients from Peterborough but have never had a decent answer.

…The difference in taste between low-fat and regular custard!!

…How the electric chair was invented by a dentist…

…How to clean a microwave (put bowl of water with a slice of lemon and leave on full power for 10 mins. Everything stuck just falls off, so I am told. (Quite a handy tip that, must try it very soon)

…The problems of blocked anal gland(s) in small canine pets. I know!!

…The poor state of the pavement outside the venue…we both agreed we should contact the council.

…Which fabric softner is best.

…Preferring a hard or softer matress.

…The IRA bombings

…The correct procedure for inseminating cows… ie… how they get the man cow in position to make love to the lady cow… it is far more complex than you think… just giving her a bottle of Jacobs Creek and a box of Ferrero Rochers won’t do it…

…How to dispose of a dead sheep without incurring vets fees!

…How to cook goulash…